FUNNY T-SHIRTS
Get the conversation going with a funny comment on your t-shirt!
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Funny t-shirts come in standard or ladies fit. T-shirts available in black, white, pink, light pink, blue or light blue Sizes: 36/Small, 38/Medium, 40/Large, 42-44/X-Large, 46/XX-Large |
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| Don't give me attitude ... I have my own. | I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah. | Don't bother - I'm not drunk yet. |
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| It costs a lot to look this cheap! | Being a crabby bitch is all part of my charm. | Do Not Disturb |
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| Email us with your own ideas. | My face is up here. | Sod Facebook - I have real friends. |
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| Never hold in a fart ... | Fatman | Pull my finger |
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| I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? | Knock knock jokes are wasted on the homeless. | I'm not lazy; I'm saving energy. |
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| It's all about me, me, me. | I beat a million other sperm to the egg. So be grateful for small mercies. | Little Miss One Night Stand |
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| Mr One Night Stand | I may not be Mr Right, but I'll shag you till he shows up. | You're a very naughty boy ... now go to my room. |
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| You may find me a bit nucking futs. | A fool and his money are soon PARTYING! | My pen is huge. |
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| If you think pushing 40 is hard, try dragging it. | Real men don't need instructions. | Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. |
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| Sex, drugs and sausage rolls | Save a mouse; eat a pussy. | Save a virgin; do me instead. |
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| Scratch & Sniff | I'd shag me. | Please feel free to shut up any time now! |
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| I'm smiling; that alone should scare you. | If I throw a stick, will you leave? | Strangers have the best sweets. |
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| I'm not as drunk as you think I am. | If you can read this, please put me back on my barstool. | Warning: eating loads makes your clothes shrink. |
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| Do you like whales? 'Cos there's a hump back at my place later. | While you are reading this ... | I want a Wii. |
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| Neighbourhood witch |
Do you have an idea for a funny t-shirt? Send it to us and if we think it's a good one and add it to our collection, we will send you a free t-shirt.
