FUNNY T-SHIRTS

Get the conversation going with a funny comment on your t-shirt!

Standard t-shirt design

Funny t-shirts come in standard or ladies fit.

T-shirts available in black, white, pink, light pink, blue or light blue
with black, white, navy, red, fluorescent green or fluorescent pink print.

Sizes:  36/Small, 38/Medium, 40/Large, 42-44/X-Large, 46/XX-Large

Ladies fit t-shirt design

 

Don't give me attitude ... I have my own I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah, blah, blah. Don't bother, I'm not drunk yet
Don't give me attitude ... I have my own. I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah. Don't bother - I'm not drunk yet.
It costs a lot to look this cheap! Being a crabby bitch is all part of my charm Do Not Disturb
It costs a lot to look this cheap! Being a crabby bitch is all part of my charm. Do Not Disturb
Email us with your own ideas My face is up here Sod Facebook, I have real friends
Email us with  your own ideas. My face is up here. Sod Facebook - I have real friends.
Never hold in a fart - it'll travel up to your brain and you'll talk sh*te Fatman Pull my finger
Never hold in a fart ... Fatman Pull my finger
I'd like to help you out.  Which way did you come in? Knock knock jokes are wasted on the homeless I'm not lazy, I'm saving energy
I'd like to help you out.  Which way did you come in? Knock knock jokes are wasted on the homeless. I'm not lazy; I'm saving energy.
It's all about me, me, me. I beat a million other sperm to the egg.  So be grateful for small mercies. Little Miss One-Night-Stand
It's all about me, me, me. I beat a million other sperm to the egg.  So be grateful for small mercies. Little Miss One Night Stand
Mr One-Night-Stand I may not be Mr Right but I'll shag you till he shows up You're a very naughty boy; now go to my room.
Mr One Night Stand I may not be Mr Right, but I'll shag you till he shows up. You're a very naughty boy ... now go to my room.
You may find me a bit Nucking Futs A fool and his money are soon PARTYING! My pen is huge
You may find me a bit nucking futs. A fool and his money are soon PARTYING! My pen is huge.
If you think pushing 40 is hard, try dragging it. Real men don't need instructions. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
If you think pushing 40 is hard, try dragging it. Real men don't need instructions. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls Save a mouse - eat a pussy. Save a virgin - do me instead.
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls Save a mouse; eat a pussy. Save a virgin; do me instead.
Scratch & Sniff I'd shag me. Please feel free to shut up any time now!
Scratch & Sniff I'd shag me. Please feel free to shut up any time now!
I'm smiling.  That alone should scare you. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Strangers have the best sweets
I'm smiling; that alone should scare you. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Strangers have the best sweets.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. If you can read this - please put me back on my bar stool. Warning: eating loads makes your clothes shrink
I'm not as drunk as you think I am. If you can read this, please put me back on my barstool. Warning: eating loads makes your clothes shrink.
Do you like whales?  'Cos there's a hump back at my place later. While you are reading this ... I want a Wii.
Do you like whales?  'Cos there's a hump back at my place later. While you are reading this ... I want a Wii.
    Neighbourhood witch
    Neighbourhood witch
Number of T-Shirts 

Complete details as follows:
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Do you have an idea for a funny t-shirt?  Send it to us and if we think it's a good one and add it to our collection, we will send you a free t-shirt.

 

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